Merry Christmas

I did my first day of p90x workout. It was pretty tough. I only lasted 30 minutes, not bad for my first day. Tomorrow, I do CardioX. I will post pictures soon, as a gift to myself I got myself a digital camera and a mp3 player.

Bally's Is The Armpit of All Gyms

But don't take my word for it....

http://www.consumeraffairs.com/health_clubs/ballys_total_fitness.htm

Got up bright and early this morning to work out at Bally's. Oh boy. No toilet paper, no hot water, the steam and hot sauna were out of order . Maybe I shouldn't be to shocked after all they filed for Chapter 11 again. Thats twice in two years. Zoinks.

Comic Relief at Someone Else's Expense

http://www.wimp.com/justtrue/

This has absolutely nothing to do with weight loss. I just thought it was hella funny. Enjoy.

Look 10 lbs lighter in 10 Seconds!

Sad but true, but I wore super tough granny panties. Impossible to get on even harder to get off when you have to go pee. So if you decide to wear them don't plan on drinking anything for the night . And if you think you might get lucky , well forget it these things are the modern day chasisity belt . These things are definatley slut proof. Except if your Super Slut, these things fit perfectly in one of those dinky purses. wink. wink.

WWJD? (What Would Jari Do?)

I'm still doing pretty good on my diet. I think my eating habits are the hardest thing to resolve. I work 40 hours a week plus go to school at night. So junk food is my greatest nemesis. "Damn you, McNuggets!" But on a different note go to this article on LA Times , it's an interview with one of my favorite Fitness Guru, Jari Love.

http://articles.latimes.com/2008/jun/16/health/he-nufive16

P.S. In order not to drive myself ape shit I've decided to weigh myself only once a week.

Am I skinny yet.

Had a pretty good workout at the Gym today. I am down 1 pound, which no makes me 149. My workout consisted of 25 minutes on the treadmill and 30 on the elliptical. Tomorrow I am going to attempt to do weights.

Michelle won the biggest loser tonight. Thank god, it wasn't that bitch, Vicki. Off to the gym.

Yuck. Went to the mall to buy a dress for an upcoming Xmas party. It was pretty depressing. I am a size 12. At one time I was a size 6. I am trying to use it an motivation and a starting point. This is the first day I actually adhered to my diet. Got up at 5 a.m. to make my breakfast in lieu of swinging by McDonald's and getting the Chicken Biscuit Combo. Tomorrow is going to be an ordeal we have a company Xmas luncheon. I am bringing a protein bar to try to curb any temptation. Wish me luck. Stay tuned for pictures of yours truly sans Photo Shop.

Sausage Factory

Zoinks. Went downtown today to try to find a dress for a Xmas Party. Everything I tried on made me look like 15 pounds of sausage trying to squeeze into a 10 pound sausage casing. Mmmm... Sausage I'm hungry. I think I have to purchase a girdle.

Taking A Bite of A Reality Sandwich

"I weigh how much, Dr. Groyl?"

"160 Ms. Reichmann."

"Don't call me Ms. Reichmann. My mother is Ms. Reichmann."

"Sorry Ms. Reich... I mean Bianca"

"Are you stepping on the scale?" "Is this some cruel joke?"

"No, fraid not. You weigh 160."

Oh god, my ears are starting to bleed. I just turned forty. I'm fat and determined to do something about it. Stay tuned....