Saturday, December 13, 2008

Taking A Bite of A Reality Sandwich

"I weigh how much, Dr. Groyl?"

"160 Ms. Reichmann."

"Don't call me Ms. Reichmann. My mother is Ms. Reichmann."

"Sorry Ms. Reich... I mean Bianca"

"Are you stepping on the scale?" "Is this some cruel joke?"

"No, fraid not. You weigh 160."

Oh god, my ears are starting to bleed. I just turned forty. I'm fat and determined to do something about it. Stay tuned....

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